Monday, September 25, 2006

The single girl's anti-hero

I inadvertantly created a new superhero last night, an anti-hero really. Obsessogirl. Obsessogirl isn't able to leap tall buildings in a single bound or see through that trench with her x-ray vision. She does possess an amazing ability to overthink even the simplest situation and can spend hours obsessing over alternative scenarios for life, love and the pursuit of happiness. Her strength lies in her research capabilities (i.e., spying and information gathering skills) even though these sometimes feed into the entire obsessive loop. Obsessogirl can be a jealous bitch and has a temper that burns hotter than her fiery hair. Don't piss her off lest she cut you.

I don't know about you, but I'm kind of trying to ditch her.

5 comments:

  1. I think we've all got one of her, deep down inside.

    I think mine is blonde though...

    I do like that we're absolutely hilarious and on point when we talk on instant messenger.

    I imagine one day we'll be like the guy that wrote "he's just not that into you" and we'll have our own show. Only i'm not going to wear my hair like his.

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  2. I do like spying....but don't want to obsess.

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  3. ha, i think we are all part obsessogirl.

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  4. Why would you want to ditch me?

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  5. I didn't even know ANTM had started yet!

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