Monday, February 05, 2007

Blonde zombies take over DC

Is it just me, or are there more blondes* roaming the streets these days? Everywhere I turn they seem to be moving in packs throughout the city and its bars. As someone so very not blonde, I'll readily admit that I started to wonder if I was missing out and should embrace my blonde roots.
I mean they looked like they might indeed be having more fun. They all had the prerequisite hair flip and smile down. If everyone wants to be blonde, shouldn't I? I know this sounds silly and like I'm making fun (and I am a bit), but I honestly started to question whether I was at a disadvantage because of my red locks.
I had some caffeine and sense finally returned to me. Why would I want to look like everyone else? Don't I have a competitive edge by being different? I'd like to think so. out ; )

*Blondes are some of my favorite people, so please don't take offense.


  1. I love having dark hair. I want it to be even darker.

  2. I like redheads. Redheads have magical powers and redheads with freckles are really magical.......

  3. I'm a natural blonde and I have coveted dark hair my entire life. But isn't that always the way it goes?

  4. The blondes seem to be wearing those black suits in the middle of the summer when the temps and humidity are both up with those 4 inch heels.

  5. Anonymous12:49 PM

    But many of them are not really blondes!

    Redheads are always geniune.


  6. ummm rick, most of the redheads i know are straight from the bottle.