I killed Leonard last night. I didn't mean to; it was an accident. One minute he's telling me about the latest blog and whether or not I got an email from Scarlet and the next he's face down in a pool of water. Dropping him was a mistake. The scene won't stop replaying in my mind, the continuous loop of a fumble worthy of a Dallas Cowboy trying to get his team to the Super Bowl. I should have known better. I had gotten to cocky in my handling of him. Because of my arrogance Leonard, my sidekick, is dead.*
*In case you somehow missed it, Leonard was my cell phone.
I feel like I jinxed it or something after we had that conversation about the Sidekick 3. It's like Leonard got jealous and jumped in the water. Don't blame yourself. Sometimes a desperate sidekick can't be helped no matter how much you love him.
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:-(
ReplyDeletePoor Leonard... he was such a good sidekick.
OMG, how terrible! :o(
ReplyDeleteRIP Leonard. His big brother has nothing on him.
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