Tuesday, May 20, 2008

Curiously strong

This weekend I purchased a raspberry mint body wash by C.O. Bigelow. It came with the following warning:

"For more "sensitive" body parts we recommend a quick wash and rinse because of the invigorating sensation peppermint has on skin."

Like any good consumer, I studiously avoided my sensitive parts. However, body wash has a tendency to migrate in the shower, and before long I realized my sensitive parts were feeling a bit different...kind of like they had partaken of an altoid.

Note: Follow directions. Haha.


  1. So not Deuce Bigelow then...

  2. Ant, sadly, I don't think I'm cool enough to get this reference. Haha.

  3. "Like they had partaken of an Altoid." *laughing uncontrollably*

  4. "Deuce Bigelow: Male Gigolo" is a hilarious film (though many would disagree, it's of the same totally unsubtle school as the Farrelly Brothers cock and bodily-fluid type humour). Anyways, I recommend you rent it, if that's the kind of thing to make you laugh...